It has a sad beginning, I'm ashamed to admit.
I'm not sure how it happened, but I somehow steered left when I should have steered right...
...landing flat on my face.
I rushed to amend my error...
...commandeered a sturdy steed...
...and was swiftly conveyed to a happier clime.
But, so confident was I, that I wandered blind into a hideous orange sea.
Beset on every side...
...until at last, I befriended one of the strange creatures, and thought myself safe.
But it betrayed me, and flung me into a cage.
I used all my strength against the bars, but they resisted my fiercest efforts.
My cell mates were strangely furred...
...but seemed friendly enough. Ere long, I gained their trust.
And when they broke out of their cage, I bid them take me with them.
They would not allow my departure until I had received a token of their regard, which I suffered none too gladly.
Still, all's well that ends well -- I survived my adventures, and return to you at last, beaten but unbowed.
Now let's all take a nap.