And re: what she says in the last few paragraphs -- I'm with her on that too. Yes, you can ask to touch my boobs. I won't be offended. But you should also be aware that most of the time, in most places, these days, I'll probably say no. Try not to take it too personally -- a decade ago, I probably would've said yes. But I'm older and tireder and more focused on other aspects of life now. Which I find a little sad, but there it is. :-/
In the words of Lenny Bruce, “There’s nothing sadder than an old hipster.”
Just to keep you honest, if we ever meet I will remember to ask.
With all of love,
C. J. Czelling