What Happens When You Leave the Boy Alone With the Baby
The boy plays with the baby by poking her vigorously in the stomach. He seems to think this is funny.
The baby spasms violently. The boy gives up on poking, and checks for a pulse.
"She was like this when I got here, I swear..."
No actual babies were harmed in the making of this journal entry.
I'm going to go to Hell for pretending my baby is dead, aren't I?