It's kind of a cute story, though. Kids' story, fun to write. Vaguely Aiken-ish. I think I could write silly descriptions of houses for hours...
...They all lived together in a great big house. It was so big, that you
might as well call it a castle, though it wasn't made of stone. It was
made of good strong wood, and had nine stories. Each story had nine
windows, and there were nine steps leading up to the next story. On the
first story were the nine bedrooms (so that in the case of an emergency,
they could get the babies out quickly), and each bedroom had its own
window looking out into the wide wide world. On the second story, there
was a kitchen, with a great big dining table with nine sides (a nonagonal
table, as they say), and many many chairs, some soft, some hard, and all
of them just right for the person sitting in them. On the third story,
there were nine bathrooms -- some of the cousins thought it would have
made life easier if there were a bathroom on every floor, but the house
was built the way it was built, and there wasn't a thing they could do
about it now. They were nice bathrooms, though -- each one a different
shade of greeny-blue, with mermaid mosaics on the bottoms of the tubs, and
fluffy white clouds painted on the ceilings.
On the fourth story, there were nine offices, for when the older
cousins felt like getting some work done. On the fifth story, there were
nine craft rooms, one each for: spinning, weaving, sewing, knitting,
carpentry, leatherwork, glass-blowing, candle-making, and
fun-things-you-can-do-with-glitter. The middle cousins were especially
fond of these rooms. On the sixth story (safely away from the offices)
was the playroom, with nine carpeted pits, each full of wonderful things:
balloons, building blocks, balls, bubbles -- there were quite a few things
that started with the letter 'b', though none of the cousins were sure
why. On the seventh and eighth floors was the library, with ninety-nine
shelves holding at least nine thousand books. And on the ninth floor, the
very top floor -- there was a garden...
Anyway. I need to do some prep for classes today, and then go finish grading. Longish day today; classes 'til 4:30, then come home for dinner and then go back to campus for a reading; we're having a rapid-fire scary reading. I need to write something. I'll worry about that later. All the things which actually scare me do not seem like fit subjects for scary/funny poems. A little irritating. Ah well...