Done, done, done, my…

Done, done, done, my darlings! Well, done with the academic semester, at any rate. I still need to put together a tentative third of the new anthology for Masquerade; write another 9000 words of my new book for them; send off the silly SF article to Puritan (all written; just need to pick up a toner cartridge so I can print), revise "Amanda Means Love" for my new writer's group (Clarion X, composed currently of ex-Clarionites Leah and Cliff and me and Mike and Ojvind and selected other Wolf) and finish Christmas shopping. Still, I have lots of time to do it in, and I'm rather looking forward to it. I'm going to go for now, but here's a funny little snippet, another anonymous contribution from the net...:

Energizer Bunny Death Notice

I'm saddened to announce the passing of The Energizer Bunny.

AP JAN 25, 1996 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.

Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.

Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...

Foul play has not been ruled out.

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