Done, done, done, my darlings! Well, done with the academic semester, at
any rate. I still need to put together a tentative third of the new
anthology for Masquerade; write another 9000 words of my new book for
them; send off the silly SF article to Puritan (all written; just need to
pick up a toner cartridge so I can print), revise "Amanda Means Love" for
my new writer's group (Clarion X, composed currently of ex-Clarionites
Leah and Cliff and me and Mike and Ojvind and selected other Wolf) and
finish Christmas shopping. Still, I have lots of time to do it in, and
I'm rather looking forward to it. I'm going to go for now, but here's a
funny little snippet, another anonymous contribution from the net...:
Energizer Bunny Death Notice
I'm saddened to announce the passing of The Energizer Bunny.
AP JAN 25, 1996 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going
and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical
examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced
by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming
and coming and coming...
Foul play has not been ruled out.