I’ll Be Here All Night

This sequence will only make sense if you know how to pronounce my son’s name. Anand is pronounced “on’ und”. Got it? Okay.


Anand: When I’m sleeping, you should call me “Off-und.”

Me: You know, you sleep a lot. You sleep every night. So I guess that means you’re ‘Often Off-und.”

Anand: [silence]

Me: Aw, c’mon. That was pretty good, you have to admit.

Anand: Fair enough. Good job, mommy.

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all night.

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