This sequence will only make sense if you know how to pronounce my son’s name. Anand is pronounced “on’ und”. Got it? Okay.
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Anand: When I’m sleeping, you should call me “Off-und.”
Me: You know, you sleep a lot. You sleep every night. So I guess that means you’re ‘Often Off-und.”
Anand: [silence]
Me: Aw, c’mon. That was pretty good, you have to admit.
Anand: Fair enough. Good job, mommy.
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all night.