Local friends, I‘ll be performing here tonight! I’ll be telling three short stories about my life (which I need to finalize today, but at least one will probably be ‘how I ended up writing erotica’), and the comedians will be making fun of me. No, not really, but they’ll be improv-ing based off of my stories, which isn’t anything I’ve ever done before, but sound like it will be fun and funny. I’m trying to remember what people have asked me in ask-me-anythings — ‘how to get an agent’ is a popular one, I think, but I’m not sure how many aspiring writers are likely to be in the audience tonight. Hope to see you there — it’d be great to give them a packed house.