"I must be tired because I made the tea and then I spent a while looking in the fridge thinking about how we were low on apple cider and low on milk, and wondering which one you'd prefer, and I finally decided milk, so I put that in the tea, and I got halfway back up the stairs before I realized that was stupid. But you got milk, so yay."
Yay indeed. The perils of sending someone sleepy to make your tea.