Ive completed the math.It goes on.There are approximately twenty-five million Iraqis in Iraq. There are approximately three hundred million Americans in America. This means that there are approximately twelve Americans for every Iraqi. This means that, if we all go, each American will be responsible for one-twelfth of an Iraqi. An Iraqi family of five will thus be attended by sixty Americans. We will come, this second wave of three hundred million of us, unarmed. We will bring nothing but ourselves. We will simply show up, saying, What would you like for dinner? While we cook, our Iraqis can just relax. God knows they have had a terrible couple of years. We will encourage them to sit on their couches, if they still have couches, while we clean up after dinner. We will bring them coffee, tea, dessert, whatever they like. All these months, we have winced from over here, imagining their pain. Once we are there, we will do what we can to say, We like you, and want the best for you. Were sorry. This was not what we intended. No matter what it might have looked like to you, we have always wished you well.
After dinner, our Iraqis will smile, whispering among themselves. Not so bad, these unarmed ones, they will say. That coffee was super.
Thank you so much for linking to the New Yorker article. I’ve already forwarded it to a dozen people.
My pleasure. He’s really a terrific writer — if anyone hasn’t read his _CivilWarLand in Bad Decline_, you should.