The first five seconds…

The first five seconds are too soft, but then he gets going. Anand would like to share an Angry Birds story with you. He does this ALL THE TIME.

Once upon a time, there was a bird named Anand, and he was a bomb bird but he...kaboom? wiggle wiggle? And he got all the piggies, always got all the piggies, and then he always got the eggies, got all the piggies and got the eggies at the same time. The End!