...and when the Catholic priest took a stand and married them at the end, I completely bawled. I left the Church when I was twelve, but apparently, I still care what they do.
"Then by the power in vested in me as a child of God, I now pronounce you...a family." [beat, look up, beat] "Well, no lightning bolts. Whaddaya know?"
Fabulous last words. I'd be happy if it were renewed, but if it's not, well at least it went out with a PERFECT ending.