I’m working on my toastmaster stuff now, and I’m not feeling particularly inspired. I think I’m mostly just supposed to introduce the guests of honor, so I can go for short and sweet, but it really would be nice to also be a little funny. I may just pepper in some science fiction jokes? Give me your best SF jokes, folks!
(Star-Trek specific jokes would be particularly nice, because that’s my personal favorite fandom. 
Hmm….maybe I’ll wear my Star Trek red mini-dress today…)
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Overheard in a corridor:
Crewman: “I’ve got a brother at Starfleet Science Academy.”
Crewwoman: “What’s he studying?”
Crewman: “Nothin’. They’re studying him.”