The Best Kind of Professional

But Mary Anne, mock polka dot tardigrades are all well and good, but what if I want my tardigrades BIGGER, so I can see their adorable faces and their cute little clawsies? And could you put a mycelial network behind them, pretty please? Because I would like to whoosh right out of this Zoom meeting I’m stuck in with some instant teleportation fabulousness.

If you don’t watch Star Trek, this may make no sense to you, sorry! But regardless, I have you covered. Bigger tardigrades + mycelial network, ho. This is a single width infinity scarf (in the same silky faille as the previous post), so it has a little less bulk to it, nice for a professional look.

Professional WITH TARDIGRADES, which is surely the best kind of professional.

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