My hair is finally long enough that I can just get it into two stubby pigtails. I was doing a lot of cleaning, so had put it up so it wouldn’t bug me, and Anand came up to me:
“Mommy? Are you going to wear your hair in your normal hairstyle again?”
“Oh, sure. I was just doing this for a bit.”
“I’m sorry, but this way just doesn’t look very good.”
Delivered in a tone of regretful certitude.