Mary Anne: Can you cut…

Mary Anne: Can you cut some onions for me while I'm putting the kids to bed?
Kevin: Sure, how many?
MA: All of them.
Kevin: Really?
MA: Yes.

a litte later, MA comes down:

Kevin: I hope you were serious when you said you wanted all of them. I cut fifteen onions.
MA: That'll do for tonight. There'll be more tomorrow.

- "Scenes from a Relationship with a Sri Lankan, on the Night Before Her Daughter's 7th Birthday Party"

One thought on “Mary Anne: Can you cut…”

  1. Wishing Kavya a wonderful birthday! I never forget her birthday, since it is the same a Bertrand Russell’s!

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