Then a quick end of class segue to Jonathan Swift's "The Lady's Dressing Room" with its maddened refrain: 'But Celia, Celia, Celia shits!', ending in a discussion of how we still, today, expect women to 'clean up' all their messy, real bits -- waxing eyebrows, shaving armpits and legs and bikini line. With the last few minutes, I directed them to go look up both merkins and vajazzling, and they started immediately doing so on their phones and the class exploded into delighted outrage. Fun fun fun!!!