I banged my right leg…

I banged my right leg into the shopping cart this morning. A few minutes later, I managed to bang my left leg into the same metal bar on the same shopping cart. And maybe that was just not being quite awake yet, but just now I was stuffing some cardboard into the recycling bin in my kitchen, and managed to bang my forehead right into the soapstone counter. Soapstone is not QUITE as hard as granite, but I assure you it is quite hard enough. Perhaps I should've stood in bed today...