Kevin assures me that I am not, but it just feels like a huge expanse of exposed skin, from armpit up (isn't that an attractive way to describe it, but you know what I mean), without even a spaghetti strap to break up the expanse, and I just don't know. Do 40-something women wear tube dresses? Do they look half-naked doing so? I suspect this is entirely in my head, but it is a really strong sense of public nakedness, which may be sufficient to keep me from ever wearing this dress outside the house. Maybe I should return it and save the money.
Is this what women felt when they first hemmed up their dresses up to show their ankles? Mercy!