And then there are the mornings where you're so grateful that the kids go to school because otherwise, damage would be done. I'm developing my own mommy catchphrases, in lieu of swearing at them -- they're not the same as my mother's. Right now, the head of the pack is "Seriously, guys??!" Delivered in ever-increasing tones of incredulity, and simultaneously increasing volume. Be glad you're not in my kitchen this morning.