[transcription of last thirty seconds, repeat endlessly]
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The putting-headphones-on-child-so-I-can-keep-working-until-he-goes-to-preschool plan is less effective when said child is singing, laughing, and directing the Angry Birds on his video game. "Wheeee!!!!! That was BRILLIANT! Gooooo!!!! Oh wow, I'm in the sky!!!!! Here I come!!!!! Wheeee!!!!! That's a fun part! Wheeee!!!!! Let's do it again!!!!! Balloon, activate! Wheeeee!!!!"