"Do you have nut-brown skin? Long silky hair? Deep, limpid pools for eyes? Well then, what are you waiting for? If you are Indian, and female, and even mildly inclined toward the literary arts, you should, if you already haven't done so, start writing your novel.Eep.
"If recent releases are any indication, you will have no trouble seeing the tale into print. No longer do you have to worry about meeting the standard of brilliance, or even proficiency. Pen something passable, and sooner than you think, you will be a published author. You are, after all, Indian: exotic, mysterious, inscrutable. Or so far-too-many recent works of Indian fiction would have you believe."